AJAP

As Jank As Possible, used when something is very NWTE. or As Japanese As Possible, used when something is too tight to describe with words.

random bullshit

compeletly and totaly unexpected crap that has no meaning. Random, unbased informaiton.

She came up to me and started yelling all this random bullshit.

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meluso

fat and goofy

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lilmawwie

A super sweet, cute and hot girl. Someone thats beautiful inside and outside

Damn.. I wanna marry lilmawwie!!.... or.... Why can't every girl be like lilmawwie???

skiver

Scottish Slang Lazy person, in particular a person not pulling their weight.

From the verb to skive

She's gone for another cigarette - she's such a skiver

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fart sneeze and hiccup

if you fart sneeze and hiccup at the same time, you'll explode

it's true people it's true. it happend to my friend's friend's friend.

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burrito bandit

a krew from california that goes around throwin burritos and all kinds of other foods at people for their own amusment

cedric:damn nigga i got hit by those damn burrito bandits again
deandre:fo sheezey i feel yo pain my brotha they got me yesterday too

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