ESportscaster

One who casts online Sporting events, aka Games.

God, I am such an Esportscaster

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Purduepete

Somebody (usually male) who is so damn cool, successful and intelligent that he draws excessive and constant jealousy from unemployable west country wretches

"Sorry, the position has been filled by a PurduePete. Have you considered applying for a cleaning job?"

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Purduepete

Somebody (usually male) at university who studies a worthless "mickey mouse" degree. Has delusions of grandeur.

"We do not accept Purduepete graduates on this training scheme."

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Purduepete

A fool

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Purduepete

Somebody (usually male) smelling of a delicious combination of dog crap and pansies. Purduepete's are also susceptible to cannibalism.

That guy with the brains hanging out his mouth, yeah, he's a Purduepete alright.

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catamata

The stuff that comes out of cats when they're run over.

Oh snap, look at all tha catamata that come outta dat one!

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sloppy seconds

shagging a cunt minutes after the previous guy, using his cum as lube

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