avast

hold and desist

Avast ye scurvy scoundrels! (Will you vitamin C deficient gentlemen please stop what you are doing.)

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golden time

when u have to urinate

After 3 beers, its golden time!

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TextGoRed

The godliest pker of Battle.net Feared for his very own version of TPPK. His pk name AoP-TextGoRed also has a secret loot power if people use TPPK.

OMG TEXtGoReD OWNED me!! DAMN VEXAR!

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queerleader

The king of fags

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flushaholic

A person who repeatidly flushes stools untill they are at maximum capacity and overflow onto the clean floor

Adam, Derek, and Nick are freakin flushaholics

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The Bait N' Tackle

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

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tunk

A massive bender, where you get completley wasted, Don't belive Emenem he thinks it's some competion you can win some skunk in.

Give us that keith you owe us, as i need it to go on a massive tunk

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