Midlife

Midlife,
Do dont let him check your shorts.
Lover of sheep, Owner and President of "Bank Of Midlife"
Substanial penalty for early withdrawl

Midlife stole my Sheep, But he did get me a good deal on a loan!

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chrysanthemum

chrysanthemum

Any of numerous, mostly Eurasian plants of the genus Chrysanthemum in the composite family, many of which are cultivated as ornamentals for their showy, radiate flower heads.
A flower head of one of these plants.

chrysanthemum concrete
chrysanthene
chrysanthemum tea

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focker dance

dance of the homosexual white male. Usually perfomed while holding a bottle of beer.

Colin wanted to look cool in front of his friends so he started the focker dance.

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invigorating

state of mind one feels after high doses of drugs and too much consumation of alcholic beverages

Ashay: Wow that weed was fantastic. So was the beer.
James: Yes, it was invigorating.

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manksta

George Mankarious.

chillidog

when you perform anal and he or she shits on your dick and then turns around and sucks it.

ur girl really loved my chillidog.

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stikky fingaz

1. An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children Social retard.
2. To excite nausea or loathing in; sicken.
3. To offend the taste or moral sense of; repel.
Adj: boring, monotonous, tedious, irksome, tiresome, so uninteresting as to cause mental weariness.
4. Displeasing to the eye; unsightly. Morally reprehensible, Was born of a male's anus.
:also see "butt baby"

If he wasn't such a stikky fingaz, he wouldn't have been turned in to the authorities for pedophilia.

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