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buff

strong zoot

"make it buff"

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

7πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


GAVA

1. Glen Allen, Virginia

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

15πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


rioght

The way that Dr. Evil says right.

"Rioght" = Dr. Evil

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

224πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


gemayel

The example of a cool dude that got a large dick

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Nostradamus

A "prophet" who's prophecies are so lame that they can be interpreted as anything. By being so vague he could be 99.99% sure that his prophecies would come true.

The name of a Nas album (if the o is replaced with an a)

Nostradamus talked shit.

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

80πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Nostradamus

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

Doesn't it feel good to acctually learn something useful on Urbandictionary.com?

Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

47πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž