gemmy

random

Your words are so tragically gemmy.

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Patrish

thinks she is better than everybody; super-egotistical and loves to look at herself in the mirror; fascinations with trolls, obsessed with trolls but they find her very annoying; a drunk; a member on flowgo that goes by her name Patrish; Pat for short. Lives in Pennsylvania with her 3 children or 4? with her hubby, but not extremely satisified. Makes you wonder why she has 3 children with him if she doesnt love him.

"Patrish, you're such a goof!"

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Mercy flush

When Gary's shit smells so bad that he should flush the toilet before the turd even came out.

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ate out

a women whose pussy has just been liked and sucked so good that their is nothing left to eat

I tried to beat that out but was dissapointed to learn she had been ate out.

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holla at cha boi

Call me; talk to me

"I ain't about to be home all day, but holla at cha boi lata"

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SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

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Mellie

Sweet and sexy young lady with big brown eyes.

Wow, that Mellie is so cute.

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