flarp

the act of participating in interspecies sex

Scottsmen flarp their sheep out in the tall grass where no one can see.

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gippo

Affectionate, endearing term for a council house living gypsy - well that's what it means in Frome, Somerset

Oi you gippo

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kalpa

a loose moose.

Lake district type moose on the loose

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music theory

Music theory is the rules of music. Music has rules. Modern musicians do not follow these rules. Counterpoint does not exist in modern music. Power chords dominate everything. We are back in the days of parallel organum, but even worse. Modern musicians usually recieve no training, and therefore suck. Music-reading ability is the rudiment of musicianhood. If a person cannot read music (no, I am not talking about tablature, either), then he is not a musician.

God bless the few classical musicians who keep real music alive for our posterity. I just hope this musical dark age will end soon. Luckily for me, however, it is very easy to be a musician, especially one with guitar ability, since the expectations for a guitarist are non-existant.

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wiggle

To move yourself about, to shake.

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wiggle

A fast, erratic slithering motion.

The snake wiggled into its hole

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wiggle

A penis

Dad stop wiggle tickeling my face.

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