vaginfidence

Derived from the root words "vagina" and "confidence", used to describe a person or situation when the vagina is mightier than the pen, the sword, and the penis.

Talk about vaginfidence, she took over the room.

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Ringing Big Ben

When a man stands with his legs apart and moves his hips from side to side so that his balls and penis hit the inside of his legs causing a load smacking sound.

Swigart gets turned on when he see Danza Ringing Big Ben.

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Pusse-Wanger

A smelly dog, that smells other dogs up the anial hole.

When my dog went to some other ass-wholes dog and smelled his anial whole
I yellped "YOU PUSSE-WANGER!!!"

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Definate

This is not the way it's spelled!

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!

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meat market

Pipers Pub

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watchers

1. A group of individuals who monitor the common everday person
2. Someone who knows more than they should know
3. The people who are watching you right now, and know what you are doing.

The watchers know who you are, and what you are doing.

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xeelee

1. An omnipotent being
2. A being who has absolute control over everthing in the Universe.
3. One badass mofo.

Xeelee is one badass mofo!

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