Eastern European Prostitute

A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.

EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache

23👍 84👎

MDEC

Manual Data Entry Centre. Royal Mail's idea of legalised slavery, paying sub-standard wages for a job that is no longer what was stated in the employees contract. Run by suit wearing gibbons, and run by the evil overlord, "two jags" peter "erm erm erm, i dont know anything" fenton.

112👍 53👎

luby chicken

alternative to jellybaby. The remnants of a one night stand that comes out of a homosexual's anal cavity composed of cum and lube

7👍 3👎

Fart pipe

A musical instrument from the 14th century. Inserted in the mouth and anus, the colon acts as a resonnance chamber.

The satyr shafted on his Fart Pipe until he made the Browning Noise.

20👍 27👎

Scam

To get a chick to hang out on a pretense, or come over for a stupid reason, to slap skins.

a)having her come over and study, and then your housemates appear with bottles of liquor and a bunch of people right around you.
b)dropping off something at her spot, coming in to use the bathroom, asking for something to drink (beer), and going for the breasts

18👍 28👎

wigga bitch

white girls who try to act black. unusually large butts. Female Vanilla Ices. beware of phrases such as "nigga please" and non-sensical syntax. "I we, I be"

NOT white girls who date black guys.

damn that girl is a wigga bitch

46👍 16👎

squall leonheart

Cutest guy on earth!!!!

70👍 64👎