slonggina

tuck yo cock between yo legs and then put yo legs together so it looks like you got a pussy

My girlfriend gets pissed when i give myself a slonggina and tell her to eat it

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shloom

an elite player

Shloom: HAHA nubcaeks i just pwned you all!!

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situation

Ned talk for when there is trouble.

"Oh shit man we've got a situation here." When they are about to get a kicking.

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Petix

noun.
1. A teacher with a crazy persona whom she shows to her students.
2. A grossly overqualified personel. ex: a dr. teaching high school english.

verb.
1. to forget what one had said fairly recently in conversation or instruction. ex: "Ha ha, wait why are we laughing? I just petixed."

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dipper

love boat, pcp

I got some fresh dipper last night.

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Cluck U Chicken

Cluck "University" Chicken. A fast food resturaunt that specializes in Chicken wings. Started around a college campus in Maryland, hence the University in Cluck "U".

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ilysm

i love you so much

hey mol ilysm

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