my ass

Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!

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my ass

Spoken in a moment of extreme disbelief! Tag this onto the end of a sentence that describes the doubtful scenario.

I'll see you bright and early tomorrow at six AM! MY ASS!

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myass

What u get when you mix a owl with a bungie cord.

1. "What do you get when you mix an owl with a bungie cord?
Response: My Ass

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bonzo

Mercedese benz

Check out the Benzo G

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rickys chevelle

just amazing

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Nonpareil

A person or thing that has no equal; a paragon.

n. See Nonpareil, a. 1. Something of unequaled excellence; a peerless thing or person; a nonesuch; -- often used as a name.

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Assberry

A berry that has the distinct shape of the human buttocks.

look, i found an assberry in this box of strawberries!

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