Rural Dictionary

Tupac's Fathers

People who have been said they they have fathered 2Pac:

Legs
Dr. Mutulu Shakur
Billy Garland

pac never knew his "real" father

by Anonymous December 21, 2004

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An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.

"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."

by Anonymous March 12, 2005

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yellowisfriedegg

gobby northerner , likes facts , hates bullshitters and treehuggers with emotional problems

That yellowisfriedegg is a gobby bugger

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

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the matrix

1. Semi-literate sixth form philosophy.
2. Vanity project for vaguely talented directors.
3. Holy fucking shit, dude! Did you see that fucking explosion! Dude!

"Well, you can't really understand the matrix without reading Nietzsche. You just can't."

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

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