neckbrace

Heavier than a fucking Polar Bear!!!

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LAPD

Los Angeles Police Division. Responsible for being racist and failing miserably at solving murders.

Too bad the LAPD isn't better at investigations, because lots of people get murdered in LA.

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muggles

Ordinary non-magic folk in the Harry Potter series.

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley are muggles

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muggles

marijuana: pot, reefer, 'mugs'

Louis Armstrong once smoked muggles with his band right here backstage, right after a concert

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chodus

A dick that is wider than it is long

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chodus

roommate who eats ballsacks and occasionally smokes the pole

hey chodus, stop eating cock

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womangina

I professional term used by prostitutes to exerpt their ability to attract men.

Her womangina sucked me into her inner vortex!

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