shovel face

ugly whore whos face look like it got beaten with a shovel and is melting

Did you see that ugly whore, it looks like her face got beaten with a shovel.

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Wogdog

A Dirty smelly stinky bastard of a dog

Blooming hek look at the lovely wogdog

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goatse.cx'd

What happens to people who cling desperately to the last thread of hope that Jopapa jokes may actually still be funny

Dude1: I know a guy who'd fuck that newborn HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude2: *goatse.cx's Dude1*
Dude1: *dies*

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for shurtzle my nurtzle

Jewish for "fo shizzle my nizzle"

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slam-bam

well hit me with it.
sock it to me.
bring it on

direct delivery
forward it honestly

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Commissar

He who is sneaky ,
doing illegal stuff at nighttime on the world wide web

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Commissar

He who hacked your pc

Ffs, Commissar stfu !

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