crapintosh

Operating system that causes programmers to consider suicide.

I've spent a year on this project and I've got it working on every platform except Crapintosh OSX.

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SOS

"Sauce On Steroids" -The opposite of "weak sauce" (awesome)

Dude, that's SOS.

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quiz

Definitions:

1) noun. something that you don't need to care for

2) verb. save you from 59%

Samples of use:

1) Relax! It's just a quiz.

2) Oh no! I have to quiz it right.

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Ziplock

the greatest invention EVER made

Yo, what do you want me to do with this steak? Just put in in a ziplock.

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heck

A non offensive replacement for the word "hell" used to express amazement at some unlikely act or strange object.

"What the heck is he doing?"
"What the heck is that thing?"

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heck

1. Punnishment
2. Non-offensive virsion of Hell

1. I'm giving you the heck for killing my dog.
2. Go to Heck!

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all-star

a person who thinks he is great at everything who trys to be good but totally sucks, by this person i mean a guneet all-star is terrible. All-star trys to make himself look good but he fucking sucks

hey all-star you're so good.(sarcastic)

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