cumsquat

1.A synonym meaning"blow job". Noun.
2. A fantastic blow job given by the beautiful Jaime Bergman,the 1997 Playmate of the year. Noun.

Note to the gentlemen who look up this word:If for some reason you have not seen Jaime Bergman in the nude, you are unfortunately missing out. Also,while reading the following sentence,your brain will produce a much more enjoyable image after you have seen the pictures.

When I saw Jaime Bergman walking towards me in her black,sexy thong,I had a very good feeling that I was going to receive a wonderful cumsquat from her.

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System shock

A game released the same time as Half life and bankruppting Looking Glass, the worlds Best gaming company. Most of LG now work at Ion Storm.
You are a person who voulebnteers for the space corps and undergoes a long period (3 years) of training. When you join the Vaun Braun, you find the space ship has been taken over by a rouge AI computer named Shodan. There are robots and organic life forms trying to kill you. Your objective is to escape.

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stenfag

A faggot hiphopper/wannabe from sweden. totally gay!

Stenfag: i r so fg!
Dude: Yes you are, go to hell!

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boyds mom

A really big whore thats really old.

I went over to boyds mom's house for head

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B-RAD

Main character's street name in MALIBU'S MOST WANTED

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phlegmman

One who enjoys menage a trois, Thai hookers, and everything else a depraved and sick man might enjoy.

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phlegmman

A transvestite prostitute who specializes in oral pleasure

I thought she was hot 'til I found out she was a phlegmman

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