mafia

The largest crime organization in the world which demands the most respect and is ran by the Godfather. Not many really remember the Mafia, most think its gone, but the brotherhood keeps it alive. MFA.

Yo mafia, lets get jiggy with it

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mafia

LOL 'to kill in the french style'

Dont you mean to klill in italian style?

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crotch rot

a term used best to describe the rotten odor escaping from the southern regions of a woman's anatomy (mainly either tanning bed overuse or genetically related.)

She claimed to be from Queens, but her crotch rot indicated Stanktopia was more likely the place of her origin

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Mormonism

In 1832, Joseph Smith found golden plates on Hill Cumorah; a small, steep hill located in Palmyra, NY. So, Mormanism began. Every summer, Palmyra is infested with religion-spreading Mormons, merely hoping to pass their goodness unto the world through missionary work and abstinence. Here, they enjoy the festivities of the Hill Cumorah Pagent, the very site at which the religion was founded.

(To non-mormon)"Hi. I'm from Palmyra." *Blank Stare*---"Oh...cool..?" "It's like a Jerusalem to the Mormons." "Oh, I have a Mormon friend. She can't..." "I know."

(To Mormon) "Hi. I'm from Palymra." "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "No. You're Mormon aren't you?"

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harvath

a fucked over man whore.

your best friend.

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Loose Booty

Diarrhea

Those beans gave me loose booty!

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Bjork

An extremely talented actress and singer who is absolutely beautiful. Her Icelandic culture, tied into her music, is very unique, making her a diamond in the rough! Her wardrobe may be funky, but it's unique.

Bjork inspires all with her music and acting!

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