slopey

A protruding mass of flesh. Usually resembling a breast.

He got hit by a slopey.

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paddywhaker

spanking stick for Irishmen

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Rusmir

legend faken

when he roots your tetka

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Fritz it

To premature ejaculate. Is more appropriate if the cause of said ejaculation is mind destroyingly ugly.

"Hmm, don't be alarmed, but I think I'm about to Fritz it in my calvins."

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nm

an annoying/lazy way of saying "Oh, I was just sitting here with my thumb up my ass, waiting for you to ask me what I was doing. In fact, let's just stand here and piss away 3 minutes of our lives talking in unclear ambiguous terms about how our day is, what we did five minutes ago, and what we plan on doing five minutes from now."

Person 1: Whazzzz up??
Person 2: nm

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ironic

That a song about things which are ironic makes no mention of any things which are, in fact, ironic.

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nets out

i.e. Solectron's general teminology for when you are going to get screwed.

I know we shorted you one week's pay, but don't worry it will all net out in the end.

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