Gerry Smithson

Student who attends Cresskill Highschool, he squats on dildos, and often sucks them

Hey guys, i stole my aunts dildo last week and stuck it in my mouth

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Gerry Smithson

a person without a penis

Look! There goes a Gerry Smithson..

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crapwagon.com

A site that exists to expose Tony George, the IRL and it's inferior, non-intelligent fan base for the vast expanse of nothingness it/they insist on occupying. See previous definition as defined by none other than an IRL fan themselves.

Jim Wilke, Brickman, Lemming51, Truth Detector, Defender

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kablastafucked

intoxicated beyond all recognition

Last night I got totally kablastafucked.

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star trek nerd

any guy who goes to Star Trek conventions, has seen just about every episode of every Star Trek franchise and speaks fluent Klingon, but has never even kissed a girl

Get a date, you pathetic star trek nerd!

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for serious

a mix of for real? and are you serious?

u can add LY to serious if needed~

ll: we have homework tonite
kk: "are u for serious?"

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gemmy

gem-like; shiny; almost precious, but not quite

Oooo, how pretty and gemmy.

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