crickets

-to make a joke that no one laughs at.
-after someone says a lame joke, it's as if you can hear the "crickets" because no one laughed.

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Ctrl+Alt+Del

An excellent webcomic written and drawn by Tim Buckley. Consists of three main characters - Ethan, Lucas, and Lilah - who play computer games and get into wacky situations regularly. Also, there is the completely random Chef Brian who appears from time to time.

Come and check out today's Ctrl+Alt+Del comic!

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Bollocks

Good ENGLISH swear word.

Americans talk bollocks.

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Bollocks

What you say when Job Tracker crashes

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stefo

Sleepy bastard

Where are you stefo. STEFO! STEFO! Wake up Stefo!

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Fuck duck

Carl

"Man, that Carl is fuck duck."

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nemblor

Full of yourself.

"Hi, my name is Nemblor and I will fucking own you at Q3 because I started this clan that died but then I started another clan that was the best but then that died too oh well it wasn't my fault, now i'll play RTCW and say I have been playing it since day one even though I did it for a few weeks then left but now i'm back i'm so good i'll duel you and if I lose i'll /quit and blame it on Telstra. I joined this clan but it broke up too, then I joined this OTHER clan that OWNED my old clan, I love this clan but just then I had to leave because I got an offer to join a new clan that's even better than that clan YEAH! Now I have to say i'm leaving RTCW because I have other things to do but don't worry i'll come back in a few weeks to own every single one of you again! Bye!"