go for distance

An attempt, while ejaculating (cumming),
to fire one's seed as far as possible

I pulled out and went for distance. She
wanted me to aim for her melons, but
I nutted in her eye instead.

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plastic hammers

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................

omghi2u

Oh my God, hi to you!

There was a popular flash movie that showed how a message board thread becomes very popular when it's a girl posting to a bunch of male nerds. There was a picture of one such nerd replying to her post and saying "OMGHI2U!"

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omghi2u

oh my god, hi to you

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omghi2u

The bumper sticker on my new aircraft carrier.

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omghi2u

Something those faggot GenMayers say all the goddamn time.

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buttmonkey

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

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