Urban Dick

Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage.

Fits G-Union perfectly.

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Dirty Samsel

The act of using your girls "T" shirt as a cum rag and not telling her about it - then she puts it back on!

Hmmm, I thought to myself, I quess I'll dir-T samsel the cum off her ass. I hope she dosen't notice.

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sushi

A Japanese dish made with a lump of rice and sweetened vinegar wrapped around a vegetable slice, or a fish slice. Often there is a piece of seaweed wrapped around the entire thing, but not always. Also, the vegetable or piece of fish can be on top of the rice with the seaweed wrapped around vertically.

Wow, that sushi bar uses the freshest artichokes for their sushi!

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bungles finger

that big long turd that occurs once in a life-time,where it feels your arse has been entered by the cast of rainbow.

oh my god zippy,it looks like the mersey tunnel.

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peeve

Cumbrian term for alcohol

'that chor likes his peeve'

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Peeve

peeve/peevy is a drink(alcohol)

you fancy a peeve

am going to get a wee peevy

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dick warmer

see "woman"

"Where my dick-warmer run off to? Bitch, where you at?"

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