assscarf

Like "asshat"

Person X: asshat!
Person Y: assscard!

stock market

The lottery for rich people. Evil Republicans think we should put all of our retirement money into it. That way, we can work until we're 90 years old, because the stock market sucks up your money and doesn't give any back.

Putting Social Security into the stock market would be like taking your entire life savings to Las Vegas.

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code

Can onlo do everything

my friends mas da

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bronk

1.A wetback
2.Border brother
3.Southern Cal mexican immigrant

That fuckin' bronk is spicy, A.

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clown punch

A yummy soft drink similar to Pepsi in taste and marketability.

Want some clown punch?

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Jing

1. To perform perfectly at something
2. To master in less than 5 minutes
3. Being defeated by someone who can accomplish either of the first two definitions
4. A skilled terran player, particularly adept at using siege weaponry
5. Someone who sometimes gets lost in parking lots at national science competitions

Oh, wow--I totally Jinged this test.

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Geeuoowb

Depends who you are talking about

Taylro is a geeuoowb

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