Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

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Shit-bitch

another name for a bitch

Your a mother fucking shit bitch

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umad

a filthy, lying, deceitful little bastard with a bad attitude, a mouth like a sewer and a cock which refuses to rise, see also cunt

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umad

a man who bothers mothers

that umad won't leave my mama alone, the cunt

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chocolate dong eater

one who sucks black cocks

She's a chocolate dong eater

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ost

Original Soundtrack

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Cowie

A W-E Forums loser. Loves Evil Steve. Obsessed with Cows. Probably sexually

Hey! I've heard your a Cowie!

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