El Heffe Hamberger

A manufacturing engineer of German, or Hebrew desent.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.

Dave :Yo,I played with my nutz in the shit house for two hours while we were running a new Xerox proto.
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!

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stir yogurt

the act resulting from being the second man into a women's vagina after the first had already busted a nut in her.

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5-0

pig, cop, bacon, cock sucker

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baffle

alcoholic hermit, homosexual character, approach with extreme care he is armed with a vb tinnie

i went out last night and got baffled

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BigD

A fat fucking loser.

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Keeble Alert

The Keeble Alert describes when an individual strikes a pose to attract the opposite sex or to impress the same sex. It may sometimes involve the raising of an eyebrow or hand to face movements. First practiced by Ed Keeble.

Look its the keeble alert

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unerd

fuckin people thats obsessed with unreal and are nerds