Windows

Air condtioning is like computers, as soon as you open windows it stops working.

"ERROR
Windows has preformed the 326 illegal operation today and will have to restar for the 327th time for no apprent reason"

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windows

The operating system that crashes every time you use it. Causes blue screen of death phenomenons.

"Hey look, a record! It's 45 minutes since I rebooted and my windows has still not crashed!"

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Windows

A shitty operating system modeled after a good operating system that did the same things 10 years earlier.

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windows

An OS that started out slower and less powerful than other OS's, but due to it's amazing Start button, it became popular. Then came Windows 95, the revolution of computers. I sure loved Minesweeper. Then came Windows 98, a buggy OS that really didn't improve much upon antyhing from 95, but it was new. ME made it even buggier but at least it added a new recycle bin! The current installment, Windows XP, was said to improve upon the way we looked at Windows. Yes, when I turned on that computer I saw a big green blob as my start button. Thank goodness for classic mode. The new Windows XP improved upon the stability, but not enough to match with the Mac. However, the Windows stays dominant because of it's original monopolization and the fact that it supports more games.

I use Windows to pwn my friends online! I use my Mac when I wanna get something done, though.

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windows

Microsoft's answer to X Windows. Many people claim Windows always crashes, the only reason Windows crashes is due to poorly 3rd party written drivers, and 3rd party software written by careless programmers.

Windows 98 Second Edition is a very stable operating system.

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windows

Just another pane in the glass.

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windows

The clip Juice Box is refering to is the beta showing of Windows 98. When it wasn't finished.

Bugs on an unfinished product, wordwhodathunkit/word?

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