wongstar

This is a kind of person who buys an additional fan for his computer because the BIOS battery is giving off too much heat...

Where are going to put THAT fan, wongstar??

4👍 11👎

janos

someone who will always have a place in my heart. i love him.

148👍 52👎

philly steamer

Taking a dump on your partner's chest.

While my girlfriend gave me a blowjob, I dropped a philly steamer.

16👍 24👎

chi town

Chicago

579👍 138👎

Letter

The letter V, which shows up on your college application indicating that you played Varsity for any sport (with those levels) at your high school. Very helpful for getting into a college, and may be help with the girls too.

Did you get that letter?

Yeah, now I can get into a better college.

40👍 21👎

bishlong

a two headed penis monster

The bishlong popped out of the door and scared me.

5👍 2👎

tiny tim

small dick

Hows tiny tim?

171👍 111👎