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virgin wool

a person who has never knitted before. a knitting newbie.

She wanted to knit a fancy sweater, but I told her that she was virgin wool and should stick to a scarf.

by Anonymous December 22, 2004

6πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


grimy

yucky, gross or dirty

Eww!! My hands feel so grimy!!

by Anonymous December 13, 2001

6πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

30πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Scoots440

When a guy sticks 440 anal beeds in his ass and after he pulls them out, slids, or "scoots" he ass across the carpet for the sensation, it ofter leaves a shit trail because the anus is loosened by the beeds.

Tony likes running at West Point because he can scoots440 on the carpeted track.

by Anonymous January 23, 2003

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ass Speelonker

A butt pirate.

Chuck is a real butt-fucking ass speelonker!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


sofa king

A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".

"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

8129πŸ‘ 2941πŸ‘Ž


Firepie

Someone whose name is ubiquitous in intellectual conversations.

"You know, to piggyback on what Firepie was saying about multiciplicity and fragmentation in people who are reducible to the group in power to nothing more than their embodied selves..."

by Anonymous December 10, 2003

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž