a person who has never knitted before. a knitting newbie.
She wanted to knit a fancy sweater, but I told her that she was virgin wool and should stick to a scarf.
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a term used to refer male masterbation
see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.
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When a guy sticks 440 anal beeds in his ass and after he pulls them out, slids, or "scoots" he ass across the carpet for the sensation, it ofter leaves a shit trail because the anus is loosened by the beeds.
Tony likes running at West Point because he can scoots440 on the carpeted track.
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A butt pirate.
Chuck is a real butt-fucking ass speelonker!
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A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".
"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"
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Someone whose name is ubiquitous in intellectual conversations.
"You know, to piggyback on what Firepie was saying about multiciplicity and fragmentation in people who are reducible to the group in power to nothing more than their embodied selves..."
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