miffle

when somebody sucks on an outtie belly button

Hey baby,why don't you come over here and give me a miffle... oh yeah!

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cowabunga

Rock n' roll!

Are you ready to go?
Cowabunga dude, lets hit it!

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Shortstop

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.

I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.

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junk

any non-fixable STD known as the "no good ones"

dude, get off that hooker, that bitch gots the junk.1-800-GOT-JUNK (toronto reference)

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jerkwurter

someone that jerkwurts

Zew

who own everyones who come him near

Yeah..

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double bag

when a girl is so nasty you have to use two condoms to feel safe

eww that bitch is soo sluty.
hey i double baged it

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