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The only religion where you can sin as much as you want and absolve yourself in time to do it all again the following week.
"Drunken orgy with nubile school girls and farm animals? Sure, I'm Catholic."
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Member of the Catholic religion; or adjective used to describe a member of the Catholic religion. Catholicism is out of date and reluctant to move on; a lot of its members are hypocritical and blindfolded without realizing it. One of the world's leading religions, Catholicism gains many of its members by one of its many rules - if you're Catholic, your kids have to be Catholic or hey, you're kicked out.
A typical Catholic doesn't know very much about their own religion, or many of the rules they're supposed to follow; many Catholics don't even believe in what they're told, they just go along with it for the hell of it.
Catholics participate in an odd ritual called Confession; this has to do with talking to a nosy old pedophile who loves nothing more than to sit and listen to everything you've done wrong. And naturally, Jesus wants you to go to him through his impure representatives on Earth, not talk to him directly.
Many Catholics are discriminatory, due to another one of their beliefs that anybody who isn't Catholic will go to hell. Therefore, they immediately steer clear of anyone who isn't a member of their religion, and/or try to convince them to be a Catholic.
Catholics shut their eyes to many things, such as the pedophilia that goes on in their churches; homosexuality; individuality; etc., etc. Their indifference toward indviduality is made apparent in their strong Pro-Life stand against abortion: "we don't bloody care about your situation, it doesn't matter if you'll die if the child is born, you're dying for Jesus, who appreciates it!"
Don't become a Catholic unless you do what you're told and don't ask questions.
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Having sex three times in one day with three different partners
I fucked Suzi, Carmen, and Dana...thats a hat trick
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A person who is proficient in their ability to delegate work to other staff, while spending much of their own time persuing private interests.
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A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.
a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.
In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"
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Typical illegal immigrant i.e. gets money for no work. All though this type of illegal immigrant somehow manages to do it without being a burden to society instead they burden the unfortunate good people of their company by blagging their way to the top and then using their rather un-deserved power to gain things likeâ¦.. I donât knowâ¦â¦Golf days, shopping vouchers, endless nights out and , oh yer, let us not forget entire houses!!!!
That bastard cost me my company car and annual bonus, he's a right sales director!!!
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