hommie

Incorrect spelling, right word is homie

Don't put 2 M's in homie, retard.

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battery

Slang: ass, arse, bum, behind, fanny

He licked her battery frivolously

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foot hag

a deformation on one's foot; i.e. a bunion

I need surgery because I have a foot hag that is killing me.

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space

1. (n) The empty portion in your head where your brain is supposed to be.
2. (n) The word to used to describe the universe or out above the earth's atmosphere.
3. (n) An area between something that is usually empty.
4. (v) To have a blank look on one's face as if retarded.

1. Bill has a lot of space between his ears.
2. I wish I could kick your ass into space.
3. You should get that space between your teeth fixed Billy Bob.
4. When Jim was asked what his name was, all he could do is just space.

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Jane

Someone who is very average in appearance and everything else, even though everyone wants to be her and thinks she is gorgeous. "Plain Jane"

Everyone else: "Jane, your pictures are so pretty, you are so going to be a model. Every night I pray to God that I'll wake up and look like you."
Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day!"

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boffus

A VERY large woman

Man, if you cut her in half, there'd be enough for boffus

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dicking around

v. messing around with someone or something.

stop dicking around, asshole

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