rizzkeys

A cockup of one or more words in a sentence. Usually attributed to typing errors and/or sleeplessness.

"i enjoy the concept of a program 'giving up'. i just imagine some bits on my hard drive throwing their electrons in the air in fristratiobn and screaming '1000101010110!!!'"

rizzkeys

An exclamation used to denote one's particularly evident misspellings and/or glaring grammatical errors.

I aet a hsmburget in sUnday.
(when intended sentense was: "I ate a hamburger on Sunday.")
RIZZKEYS!

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enips

when the nipples become erect, preferably on a female, and if your lucky they'll poke out through her shirt.

Hey Steve! check out those enips!

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maddenism

anything said by someone whose last name is madden, but specifically whenit makes no sense or is totally illogical

"...when he said summet stupid, it was just another maddenism..."

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sharina

beautiful

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sharina

speshil

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desert eagle

Whored pistol made famous among pre-pubescent adolescents by the game Counter Strike. Also known as the DEagle.

OMG how'd he kill me, I had a DEagle?!!

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