UMP j00

1. when a player in CounterStrike is killed by the suckiest submachinegun, his killer says: UMP j00!
2. At the start of a game of CS a player who buys the UMP submachinegun calls out: UMP J00! to put fear in the hearts of his opponents!

Me: UMP j00 N00BS!
N00b1: OMG I R UMPED!
N00b2: OMG ME TO

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dustache

a faint, almost imperceptible moustache usually found on adolescent boys and some women

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pinecone

clueless wonder

aww man he has the thought process of a pinecone

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kk

OK cool

1: hey when u comming back online?
2: in an hour
1: kk

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OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

When someone changes themself but is still a jerk.

Katie, oh speak to me ol' toothless wonder. Your voice has changed but your breath still smells the same. That's what I have to say about your "new persona"

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Bridge House Tavern

A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.

Barman? this beer tastes funny!

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HSU

Hook Shit Up

Were gonna HSU tonight. ie. get connected (drugs).

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