gatch

1. To brag or show off.
2. Someone who has a habit of bragging or showing off.

"Quit gatching, ass hole!"
"That Brad is such a gatch, always trying to act cool in front of Janet."

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cock spray

when you jack off or have sex then try to take a piss and you cant aim where you trying to piss

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idi

Abbreviation for the term "I doubt it"

Jeff: I won the lottery and gave it all to the African needy

Frank: idi, loser.

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cunilingus

going down on a gurl

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frog's eye

The male version of the camel toe, having pants so tight that one of your balls is showing.

Man look at that guys frogs eye

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Holding your sausage hostage

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

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dashboard confessional

I have yet to hear one of their songs, but I know that they, like the Foo Fighters and Incubus, help a lot of guys get laid.

I can't stand emo bands, but if I play a Dashboard Confessional song on an acoustic guitar while pretending to look sensitive, I can get ass and brag about it to my friends the next morning. Yeah!!!

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