heading south

while giving oral sex to your partner you start licking their asshole

she was heading south on me

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sugar britches

British term of endearment to one's girlfriend, wife, mistress...,
"come here and give me a kiss there, sugar britches"

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toofy

1. One who is gone
2. One of whom there is no more

<i>Toofy gone. No more toofy.</i>

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skop

Any alcoholic drink. Originally used to refer to vodka, but has since been used to describe any alcoholic drink.

Let's go out for some skop.

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reading braile

When your car tire runs over the bumpy lane reflectors on the road or interstate.

Car swerves towards shoulder...
"Stop readin' braile, man!"

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cock whipped

opposite of pussy whipped

Susie swallowed Jim's load when he threatened to dump her. He has her completely cock whipped

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cock whipped

To be extremely whipped by your significant other.

Dan puts up with tons of crap from Bridget, he is so cock whipped.

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