Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

sex god

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hokie

a castrated turkey

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Fuyutski

A Fosters Guzzling Aussie that watches Steve Irwin all day, and whe he runs out of fosters, he hops a kangaroo to the market to steal some more at knife point.

"Help, I'm being robbed by a australian who wants Fosters"

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rutali

a fruit, numera una dobi

i am rutali

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Frigette

A Man with one testicle

I feel so bad for Mary, I hear her boyfriend's frigette.

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RockAndRollJesus

Noun: Not worthy of SBF title; see lameass

RockAndRollJesus sucks balls

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prep time

time Batman uses to prepare for any given situation. due to his extensive knowledge of the universe, he can therefore prepare for and win any fight he engages in

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