benz

A car that thinks it's the best in the world, when in actuality gets smoked by BMW in all phases of car making; especially engineering and performance. Usually driven by people who think they're big, but really have small penises and are ignorant when it comes to knowledge about cars.

That Benz just got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!.

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Kerplakistan

Its Kraplakistan..... You fucking tard.

Ken: Some cockmuncher put Kerplakistan on urbandictionary.com

Murray: What a fuckhead, everyone knows its Kraplakistan...

Ken: Yeah, what a fag.

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kalifornia

Mispronunciation of "california". Popularized by Schwarzenegger, Arnold.  See california.

"As governor of Kalifornia, I realize that I have no idea what I'm doing."

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drag race

A race for idiots who have no driving skills, running in a straight line like idiots.

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ace

One quater of a ciggerate. Half a Bust Down

Yo, lemmie get that ace son!

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dickbreath

Homosexual with a fetish for fellatio.

Look at that dickbreath that has just come out of the blue oyster!

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PorkCork

Human Ass Plug

Matt Carr is such an Pork Cork

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