carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

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carpet muncher

a female who performs oral sex on other females

Did you know Jenna was a carpet muncher?

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carpet muncher

a bitch who like to eat unshaven coochie

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hdofu

Short for Hope Dimond of Fucked Uppidness

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shizz nizz

thats the shit

yo thats tha shizz nizz son

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rotten.com

A place where I go when I need to pull the ol' goalie

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jumpoff

1. a girl used strictly for sex, nothing else. 2. a hassle-free fuck!

I don't gotta remember my Jumpoff's birthday.

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