jism

1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.

"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."

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jisms

A suffix indicating an act, a process, the result of an act or a process by Lil' Jimmy, a state; also, a characteristic (as a theory, doctrine, idiom, etc.); as, baptism, galvanism, organism, hypnotism, socialism, sensualism, Anglicism.

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Pissing Contest

Macho posturing

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Natural Light

Cheap, tasteless beer created for underage drinkers who wanna get wasted.

Hey, I bought some natty light for the party tonight.

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Habo

as in 'help a brother out'

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dawgyg

elite hacker
godly
should be worshipped

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better than pie

Jammo

Jammo is better than pie

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