fagmeister

see Haedesch

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The Hulk

The huge footed Mr. B. Booth native of Hartlepool

When I got off the coach I had feet like Mr. B Booth native of Hartlepool!!

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The Monkey

The Monkey Is Good
The Monkey Is Great
We Surrendur Ourselves As Of This Date.


The Monkey is the wise and cruel god, who rules the Earth from his throne in the centre of the Earth.
He's bloody brilliant.

OMG I GOT LEPORASY!!!!11
Must be The Monkey.

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kneecapping

What the Irish IRA and PIRA did when other drug dealers got in their way, they'd take a pistol and shoot him right in the back of the knee. This would shatter the knee, thus crippling the victim for life.

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Silencer

when a guy shuts a girl up by stickin his cock in her mouth.

Trish got the silencer from Jake

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deffy

To make an emberassment of oneself. To fail at suicide in an attempt of gaining attention.

Deffy slit his wrists like a little school girl.

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Jacperv

A term of affection for a close friend or family member. Meant to enrage the bearer of the title beyond belief, yet at the same time show that you care about them.

You come crash at my place? Jacperv is here too.

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