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Some dumb shit who had sex with a minor and pissed the fuck out of her. Enjoys being pissed on as well.
R Kelly pisses on minors for sexual enjoyment. He should write his own kamasutra.
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R+B singer who sings good music, but his image is forever tainted by the "under-aged girl scandal". In 1994, he secretly married Aaliyah who was 15 at the time. Also, he frequently sleeps with young teenage girls.
R. Kelly should just admit that he slept with someone underaged.
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To have sex or molest a young girl under the age of 17.
He pulled an R. Kelly when he raped a twelve-year-old girl.
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Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!
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Spoken in a moment of extreme disbelief! Tag this onto the end of a sentence that describes the doubtful scenario.
I'll see you bright and early tomorrow at six AM! MY ASS!
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What u get when you mix a owl with a bungie cord.
1. "What do you get when you mix an owl with a bungie cord?
Response: My Ass
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