magnum

something you buy that doesnt even fit

eric stephens bought a magnum.

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dicksnot

The semen that issues forth from the penis during ejaculation. The penis is sneezing,

Jesus, look at the dicksnot all over yourself.

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YAGT

Yet another girl thread

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blackhand

this is when you have to slap your biyatch

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sexcited

Excited for sex.

I am so sexcited for that girl!

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goonie

A goon, someone who is gay and doesn't know what he/she is talking about; Looks like sloth off of the goonie.s

Brett Buckland

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speed trap

A police chase merited by exceeding the speed limit, especially on an interstate highway.

Fines double for exceeding the speed limit in a work zone.

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