Last Thursdayism

(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Thursday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Thursday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Tuesdayism, is considered wrong.

Q: "What is the evidence for Last Thursdayism?"
A: "There's lots of pieces of evidence that prove that Last Thursdayism is true but we can't go into that right now."

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stalk beater

one who verbally plays with his genitals for the sole purpose of ego boosting

That guy talks so much shit, he is such a stalk beater

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chimbo

a mix between a cheenis and a camle toe.

when a fat person has a cunt bumper and a vagina wedgie

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hi-five

a five fingered tonkin

Tony gives good high-fives

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brass

Verb "to brass up".
Australian military slang for shoot.
Come from the fact that ammunition has brass cases.

We lay in ambush for a few hours, then 3 enemy came down the track - we brassed them up then fucked off.

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FwXer

One who ownz over all.

Fred ownz over SMHS. He is a damn FwXer

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McLean Avenue

The coolest place to hang out in Yonkers
It's at the city line with the Bronx, and runs from South Broadway to Bronx River Road/Webster Avenue. At the easternmost block, the south side of the street is part of the Bronx (it's technically E240 St) where Bella Napoli pizzeria is.

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