drunken pirate

when receiving a blow job right before climax you pull out squirt in her eye and then kick her in the shin; then the victim looks like a drunken pirate arrrrrr!!!

man last night i made this chick do a drunken pirate. it was funny as hell

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welfare wagon

steven's car

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pinch a loaf

take a shit

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reznor

A furnace/heating company owned by the family of Trent Reznor, songwriter for industrial/electronica band Nine Inch Nails.

If you want your house warm, you want a Reznor.

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garfep

rly good lookin

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rascal

1. A wiley and cunning person, untrusting of others and especially makeshift city parking lots.
2. One who enjoys schemes and purchasing low-cost urban housing to embezzle money from the US Government's Section 8 Program.
3. A person with an unusual knowledge of Philadelphia, the Skukyl, upper deckers, earthworms, washy washy's and turkey diners.

"So how is that rascal?"

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break bread

to spend cheese on your spouse

That nigga Greg broke bread on Kesha and she didnt even give him non.

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