thief

I am a clepto, therefore I am a thief, and proud of it

lets go rob wal mart again

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-Thief-

A person that pwnz you.

Thief just pwned you.

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masturbating

Giving yourself a damned good seing to.I started when I was twelve and when I was about to cum, it hurt like hell as the semen shoots up from the testes for the first time.

Take off all your clothes, stand in front of the mirror and wank yourself dry.

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the wild thing

fucking

we did the wild thing tonight

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halersons

Relating to, or the act of not knowing slang terms for common sexual acts.

She pulled a halersons and asked what a blumpkin was.

carpenters dream

flat as a board and easy to nail

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carpenters dream

flat as a board and never been screwed

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