tardcart

The vehicle used to transport retards from place to place.

Dude, don't stare at the people in the TardCart.

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hansing

Hansing is a pet name form of the german christian name Hans. The first person who used Hansing as a surname was Hans von Vieregge, who didn't like his name because it sounds funny in his new environment. He left his home in Mecklenburg for Steinhude. His Mother called him "Hansing" as he was a child. This is the version told in my family.

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the wee man

ones cock

oh, the wee mans sore. i was thrashing him really hard last night!

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shitbat

A stronger form of dingbat.

I don't trust either of you two shitbats.

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jizzlobber

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.

That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!

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jackass

1)n. A type of Donkey
2)n. A stupid or idiotic person
3)n. A show on MTV in which people preform dangeorus stunts that look pretty cool.
4)n. See: Edwin cruz

1. I own some donkeys and some jackasses.
2. Stop being a jackass, Kayla!
3. I'm going to watch Jackass.
4. Go away and get a life, jackass!

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jackass

1) fool or moron
2) a popular TV show and movie that has said jackasses performing dangerous and crude stunts
3) someone who performs dangerous and crude stunts a la the TV show despite seeing warnings

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