officejet

An all in machine that is designed to fax, scan, make copies, and print documents. Most of these printers will not do any of the above functions once you bring it home.

My officejet just jammed and got all exploded everywhere

Gothapotamus

Very heavy Goth person.

So like yesterday, I went to the club, and... dude, there was this Gothapotamus there, she had to weigh like 400 pounds! FUCK!!

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voltage

As in, "TaC°Voltage". The best. Ever. A genius god.
Also used:
Someone who plays lots of games and yet has time for an equal amount of sports

"TaC°Voltage owned me so bad..."
or
"Damn man, he's sporty and smart... a regular voltage..."

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voltage

A drunken welshman who likes to ride his bicycle

F**k me you ride like a voltage

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remorse

1. To twist together or entwine into a confusing mass; snarl.
2. To be or become fixed or embedded in place

Man, did you get remorsed in the server racks again? You momo!

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leet speak

cool words like L337 and PWN3D gamers use.

man that n00b tried to step up to my 1337 skills and got pwn3d!

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omphaloskepsis

the inspection of one's navel

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