attock

A popular way to accentuate a comment

Look at that girl over there...attock

therapeutic

massage

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bedrinz

my best m8

me - hi
u - yo ma bedrinz

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hand to gland combat

1. n. a wank

You: I'm exhausted!
Your mate: Been in a hand to gland combat again then?

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Timmis

1)An invincible, steel-penised, mentally challenged homosexual man with the strange ability to grotesquely murder another human by touching their genitalia.

1)One of or resembling the fabled Timmis.

3)An insult derived from the legend of Timmis and his family.

Aw snap, Timmis just eh poked my crotch! *dies*

You, sir, are a true TIMMIS.

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Dynomite

Tampon

I stuck some dynomite up me pussy; I on da rag.

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FinePrint

The tiny writing on the end of a HollowPoint bullet that says "Mess with my JailBait and I'll wack ya!"

Read the FinePrint, bitch!

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