Suv

Gas-guzzling motor vehicle designed for off-road driving while only 5% of SUV owners ever go off road

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Suv

replacement minivan for soccer moms

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Hot Lunch

The act of placing cellophane over your partner's mouth, then deficating on the celophane. Your partner then takes your feces into his/her mouth and tongues it through the celophane.

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ninja linking

when you shwo someone a link and when they click it, it doesn't take you to where you thought it would be. Primarily used for prankes that take you to www.goatse.cx or www.youdontknowwhoiam.org alot of fun if used correctly.

I fucking got ninja linked while at work, I've been reprimanded.

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god botherer

Noun: Person with floppy arms living in fear of a Deity which probably doesn't even know they exist. Usually interfering hypocrites.

I see the god botherer hasn't cleaned her teeth again.

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god botherer

Looks like that skanky, workshy god botherer has left us up shit creek again, depressing self-righteous individual that it is

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Philly Fake Out

When you're getting a girl from behind and you pull out and spit on her back to make her think you just shot your load, then when she rolls over, jump up and shoot it on her face.

"You totally fell for my Philly Fake Out!"

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