Fast and the Furious

A totally retarded movie about criminals and a cop who basically the entire movie is them racing fast cars and high-tailing it away from cops.

Fast and the Furious is booty ass donkey balls

58👍 61👎

LightingBlast

vulture

LB is a fucking vulture

4👍 4👎

carrottop

Very unfunny prop comic who hawks 1-800-CALLATT; looks like a woman on the TV.

20👍 29👎

ACT

A song on a hacked version of DDR called "Stepmania" This song features rediculously high amounts of stepts (Heavy 10, challenge 11) and a maxed out Groove meter. Obviously only intended for Keyboard/controller play.

don't play ACT on foot, trust me. It's for your own good

12👍 34👎

Jay-Z

Decent rapper, get off his back.

It's the R.O.C and we don't stop. N*gga, N.Y.C and we don't stop.

203👍 218👎

OOC

Out Of Contact

While in the field, I was periodically OOC.

3👍 34👎

angry rose

Get a rose. Get a naked girl. Caress her gently with it, all over her body, until she's on her back. Slam your cock in her pooper, and whip the hell out of her with the rose.

33👍 21👎